
GOREGASM
	Cockface returns in this truly epic tale of sex, blood, sex, comedy, sex, and sex. He's back but this time Cockface will face bigger challenges than he ever has before. On the DVD is the feature 'Goregasm', a behind the scenes special, a blooper reel, deleted scenes, a photo gallery and 'Behind the Beckhouse' a can't-miss mini-documentary on the mysterious man behind Cockface's mask. UNRATED - Region ALL DVD - $15.00 Buy Now From CCNow
STABBED IN THE FACE
	A true horror film, this movie delivers the scares without resorting to penis shots every couple of minutes (sorry ladies). Fortunately, we did manage to get some pretty hot chicks to show their boobs. Also featuring songs by The Pallbearers and The Projections, and performances by The Poots, you won't be afraid to go to bed with so many songs about genitals on your mind. This DVD includes the re-mastered cut of the film featuring the notorious 'nipple scene' and the never before seen Richard Cork. It also includes an audio commentary track and and making of featurette. UNRATED - Region 1 DVD - $12.50 Buy Now From CCNow
ATTACK OF THE COCKFACE KILLER
	The heart warming tale of a special young man and his sexual frustrations. Packed full of gratuitous nudity and violence this film offers the kind of visual stimulus that can't be confused with art. Featuring a ton of great New Orleans music at ear deafening level, you'll wish you'd moved out of your parent's house before reaching 30. Available only on DVD, this disc includes a short featurette guaranteed to offend most ethnic groups and an audio commentary complete with bong rips. UNRATED - Region 1 DVD - $12.50 Buy Now From CCNow
CREEPY DEAN - SHORT FILM & SOUNDTRACK
	A two-disc special edition! You get the short film and the soundtrack on dvd and cd. You also might get crabs but that ain't our fault. UNRATED - Region ALL DVD & CD - $12.50 Buy Now From CCNow
TERROR OPTICS COMPILATION 2001-2008
	Short Films, Music Videos, Trailers, and Bonus Features. Here's all the shit we get up to that AIN'T feature length movies. There's simply too much fucked-up shit to list it all here, just order the DVD and watch it. UNRATED - Region ALL DVD - $12.50 Buy Now From CCNow


SEX CRIME OF THE CENTURY
	Holy shit! The Pallbearers finally got off their lazy asses and after playing for 11 fucking years have recorded their FIRST EVER studio album. You have to hear it to belive it. Compact Disc (CD) - $10.00 Buy Now From CCNow
LEWD CONDUCT
	A compilation of New Orleans' finest punk, metal, hardcore, rock, surf, etc., Terror Optics proudly presents "Lewd Conduct" Featuring 27 bands, and 80 minutes of tunes, this CD promises to deliver the goods. Yeah, you read that right - 27 bands. The Poots are on there 3 times, but their songs are only a minute a piece, so what the hell. Also music by Scrotesque, Suffocating Lindsay, Dirty Dingus, Die Rotz, Last Battle on Earth, Manwich, The Pallbearers, The Sutures... you get the idea. Compact Disc (CD) - $5.00 Buy Now From CCNow
GOREGASM - MOTION PICTURE SOUNDTRACK
	Buy this rockin' fuckin' soundtrack. Featuring artists you know and definitely ones you don't this CD will blow you. Uh. Away. Compact Disc (CD) - $5.00 Buy Now From CCNow
THE BILLS - "KNIFE IN 'YER GUT"
	The Bills (all of 'em) proudly present "Knife in 'Yer Gut," 15 delinquent horror surf tunes including the never before released studio version of "Fuck You All." Whether you're greasing up the monkey or tuning up the grease, these tracks are guaranteed to complicate your already stressful day. Recorded with the lowest possible fidelity, this disc remains a benchmark on the New Orleans surf scene.The Bills would like to stress that this record features all four Bills. Previously released Bills records have featured the various contributions by session players, while "Knife in 'Yer Gut" represents the full scale collaboration of Bill one, two, three, and four. Signed on a one record deal with Rectum Records, this maybe the only national release of the Bills, so order while you're still high. Compact Disc (CD) - $5.00 Buy Now From CCNow
THE POOTS -"FIRST FOUR REARS"
	A complete retrospective of the Poots finest moments, Rectum Records proudly presents "First Four Rears." Including the tracks you've gotta be an asshole to appreciate such as "The Poots on You" and " Compact Disc (CD) - $5.00 Buy Now From CCNow
THE POOTS - "VOLUME 5"
	21 tunes in 35 minutes, the Poots present their longest running record yet. Poots V includes classics such as "Poot Rendezvous" and unleashes modern masterpieces such as "400 Pound Friday Night" and "Serial Snuggler." A wind-breaking album for the next generation of fart-obsessed genital rockers, Poots V sets the standard for the rock and roll of a welfare state. Copies are limited because we didn't have the money to replicate copies, but you're likely to get your hands on this golden nugglet if you act now or within the next 3 years. Compact Disc (CD) - $5.00 Buy Now From CCNow
THE PALLBEARERS - "MURDER CAPITAL"
	INSERT DESCRIPTION HERE... DICKHEAD. Compact Disc (CD) - $5.00 Buy Now From CCNow
THE PALLBEARERS - "CULT CLASSICS"
	The first official release from one of New Orleans most recognized punk bands, "Cult Classics" features 17 disgusting songs from The Pallbearers early years 1997-2001. True baby making music, feel confident on a first date when cranking up such songs as "She Bit My Dick," "Cold Whore Slut" and "Lust for Butts." An absolute must have for the criminally minded! As always, copies are limited in this exclusive Rectum Records release. When copies run dry at the local gigs you can bet your ass that we're hoarding a few copies for internet distribution... because only real freaks know how to use the internet, and those are the kind of introverted monsters we love to hate. Compact Disc (CD) - $5.00 Buy Now From CCNow
THE PALLBEARERS - "VIDEO NASTIES"
	The Pallbearers' second release this year, "Video Nasties" explores the more mature years of the band, with arena ready anthems such as "Suicide Slasher" and "Born a Slut." Covering the Pallbears recordings from 2002 to present, these tunes represent the higher quality and lower ethics usually reserved for political speeches and college radio. Pure New Orleans punk rock inspired by horrific intentions and genital loathing, "Video Nasties" promises to deliver the goods. Of course, we'd prefer that you pick up a copy at a local live show, we eagerly serve fans with social anxiety and extreme laziness. Order NOW! Compact Disc (CD) - $5.00 Buy Now From CCNow


COCKFACE - MEN'S T-SHIRT
	This is pretty bad-ass. The Cockface Killer looking right at ya! White print on a black T-shirt. T-shirt - $15.00 Buy Now From CCNow
"GOREGASM" - MEN'S T-SHIRT
	Thanks to new advances in screen printing technology we are proud to offer you a T-shirt with TWICE as many colors as before. Red and white print on a black T-shirt. T-shirt - $15.00 Buy Now From CCNow
MILDREAD - BABY DOLL T
	Wear it with pride. The same kind of pride you feel for a really, really smelly fart. The kind of fart that clears the room and makes your friends gag. White print on a black T-shirt. Yeah that kind of pride. T-shirt - $15.00 Buy Now From CCNow
GOREGASM PREMIERE - MEN'S T-SHIRT
	Visibly demonstrate to the world that you were one of the freaks who attended the world premiere of the 'Horror Sex Comedy for the Modern Extremist' White print on a black T-shirt. T-shirt - $15.00 Buy Now From CCNow
STABBED IN THE FACE - MEN'S T-SHIRT
	Featuring the Three-Legged-Lady. Don't know who the Three-Legged-Lady is? then buy the DVD too, dumbass. White print on a black T-shirt. T-shirt - $15.00 Buy Now From CCNow
STABBED IN THE FACE PREMIERE - MEN'S T-SHIRT
	Didn't go to the premiere? Who gives a shit, get the shirt anyway, we won't tell. White print on a black T-shirt. T-shirt - $15.00 Buy Now From CCNow
THE PALLBEARERS - MEN'S T-SHIRT
	It's been rumored that wearing a Pallbearer's T will get you laid. Having huge tits helps too. White print on a black T-shirt. T-shirt - $15.00 Buy Now From CCNow
THE POOTS - MEN'S T-SHIRT
	Perfect for people who want strangers to ask them "Who are The Poots?". White print on a black T-shirt. T-shirt - $15.00 Buy Now From CCNow


GOREGASM
	Hang this on your wall and freak your Mom out. (We're assuming you still live at home, masturbating to her lingerie catalogs.) Suitable for framing or rolling up and snorting gargantuan lines of coke. Poster (24" x 36") - $10.00 Buy Now From CCNow