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Goregasm

After a prematurely disrupted evening of intimacy at the hands of the Cockface Killer, a lowly Adult Video clerk named Mark (Ric Kauffman), and his best friend/coworker Pete (Stephen Waltz) enlist the Adult Industry's biggest players (Filthy Frank/Beef Jones) in a Cockface vendetta to make the city safe for the sexually active. With homicide Detective Douglets Depschett's complete denial of the Cockface Killer's existence, Mark's mission is only complicated further by an all female gang known as the CLAM, a violent organization bent on the domination and subjugation of all men-kind. Luckily for Mark, the "Prophecy of the Thirteen Filthy Fetishes" never comes to pass, and the bad guys settle their differences in blood.

AVAILABLE NOW!!! FINALLY!!!

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* That's right, all of 'em! You could watch this movie in Antartica if you wanted to.

Stabbed in the Face

The cinematic slasher film of our time, Terror Optics proudly presents Stabbed in the Face. A true horror film, this movie delivers an unsettling atmosphere without resorting to penis shots ever 5-10 minutes (sorry ladies). Fortunately, we did manage to find some really hot chicks to show boobs. Featuring songs by The Pallbearers and The Projections, and live performances by The Poots, you won't be too afraid to go to bed at night with so many genital anthems on the mind. Available only on DVD, this disc includes the remastered cut of the film featuring the notorious severed nipple scene and the never before seen character development of Richard Cork. Also including an audio commentary and featurette, this disc proves to both entertain and disgust. UNRATED

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Attack of the Cockface Killer

The heart warming saga of a young retard and his sexual frustration, Terror Optics proudly presents Attack of the Cockface Killer. Packed full of gratuitous nudity and X-rated intercourse, this film offers the kind of visual stimulus not to be confused with true art. Actually, we held out on the really good X-rated shots because sharing is caring, and I don't give a fuck. Featuring a ton of great New Orleans music at ear deafening level, you'll wish you'd moved out of your parent's house before reaching 30. Available only on DVD, this disc includes a short featurette guaranteed to offend most ethnic groups and an audio commentary complete with bong rips. UNRATED

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Goregasm - Motion Picture Soundtrack

Here it is. You can die happy now... Or just die at least. We don't really care if you're happy or not. We DO care if you give us money however so buy something already motherfucker.

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The Bills - "Knife in 'Yer Gut"

The Bills (all of 'em) proudly present "Knife in 'Yer Gut," 15 delinquent horror surf tunes including the never before released studio version of "Fuck You All." Whether you're greasing up the monkey or tuning up the grease, these tracks are guaranteed to complicate your already stressful day. Recorded with the lowest possible fidelity, this disc remains a benchmark on the New Orleans surf scene.The Bills would like to stress that this record features all four Bills. Previously released Bills records have featured the various contributions by session players, while "Knife in 'Yer Gut" represents the full scale collaboration of Bill one, two, three, and four. Signed on a one record deal with Rectum Records, this maybe the only national release of the Bills, so order while you're still high.

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The Pallbearers "Cult Classics"

The first official release from one of New Orleans most recognized punk bands, "Cult Classics" features 17 disgusting songs from The Pallbearers early years 1997-2001. True baby making music, feel confident on a first date when cranking up such songs as "She Bit My Dick," "Cold Whore Slut" and "Lust for Butts." An absolute must have for the criminally minded! As always, copies are limited in this exclusive Rectum Records release. When copies run dry at the local gigs you can bet your ass that we're hoarding a few copies for internet distribution... because only real freaks know how to use the internet, and those are the kind of introverted monsters we love to hate.

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The Pallbearers "Video Nasties"

The Pallbearers' second release this year, "Video Nasties" explores the more mature years of the band, with arena ready anthems such as "Suicide Slasher" and "Born a Slut." Covering the Pallbears recordings from 2002 to present, these tunes represent the higher quality and lower ethics usually reserved for political speeches and college radio. Pure New Orleans punk rock inspired by horrific intentions and genital loathing, "Video Nasties" promises to deliver the goods. Of course, we'd prefer that you pick up a copy at a local live show, we eagerly serve fans with social anxiety and extreme laziness. Order NOW!

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The Poots "First Four Rears"

A complete retrospective of the Poots finest moments, Rectum Records proudly presents "First Four Rears." Including the tracks you've gotta be an asshole to appreciate such as "The Poots on You" and "

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The Poots "Volume 5"

21 tunes in 35 minutes, the Poots present their longest running record yet. Poots V includes classics such as "Poot Rendezvous" and unleashes modern masterpieces such as "400 Pound Friday Night" and "Serial Snuggler." A wind-breaking album for the next generation of fart-obsessed genital rockers, Poots V sets the standard for the rock and roll of a welfare state. Copies are limited because we didn't have the money to replicate copies, but you're likely to get your hands on this golden nugglet if you act now or within the next 3 years.

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Terror Optics Presents - "Lewd Conduct"

A compilation of New Orlean's finest punk, metal, hardcore, rock, surf, etc., Terror Optics proudly presents "Lewd Conduct" Featuring 27 bands, and 80 minutes of tunes, this CD promises to deliver the goods. Yeah, you read that right - 27 bands. The Poots are on there 3 times, but their songs are only a minute a piece, so what the hell. Also music by Scrotesque, Suffocating Lindsay, Dirty Dingus, Die Rotz, Last Battle on Earth, Manwich, The Pallbearers, The Sutures... you get the idea.

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Baby Doll T-Shirt - "Goregasm"

Wear it with pride. The same kind of pride you feel for a really, really smelly fart. The kind of fart that clears the room and makes your friends gag.

Yeah that kind of pride.

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Men's T-Shirt - "Goregasm"

Visibly demonstrate to the world that you were one of the freaks who attended the world premiere of the 'Horror Sex Comedy for the Modern Extremist'

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Poster - "Goregasm"

Hang this on your wall and make you Mom freak out. (We're assuming you still live at home, masturbating to her lingerie catalogs.)

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