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The Pallbearers
About In 1997 the Pallbearers hit the New Orleans scene like a gerbil in a blender. Lots of beer, b-movies, and 'Blood and Guts'. But that isn't the worst of it! With songs about booze and dead rumps, these butt-belching creeps aren't messing around! Like a dancing egg in a twitching corn-hole, they're always stirring things up. The Pallbearers create energy driven, 'fast as fuck', drunk punk inspired by the likes of Poison Idea and GG Allin. So pop a brew in your local cemetery and scream the tunes out loud!!! |
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The Poots
About The Poots formed in 2002 from the fecal matter of Anal Goobs from Pluto and the Dead Geezers. Guitarist Bill Ding started writing goofball punk rock tunes like a gopher in heat. Meanwhile, vocalist Ric Poot recruited a slew of couch potatoes and rejects to form the legendary Fart Club. The Poots then became a genital rock supergroup of gastric proportions before they could even record an album! Then, one wretched day in 2003 their first album, "Fart in Your Cup,” was unleashed upon the public. Fans clinged to the Poots like flies on shit. Literally. The hit 'Lettin' it Loose' was proclaimed a rock epic by Shichapants Magazine, the premier publication of the genital rock movement. Record offers were soaring in with an aggressive approach. The Poots were eventually picked up by Rectum Records and were signed for a 32 album contract. Their first effort with Rectum Records was a cover album entitled 'R.I.P.' They attacked a variety of classic punk rock tunes and added to them a new stinky twist never before heard by mortal man. Poots 3 soon followed to little acclaim, and Poots 4 entitled 'Rare Nugglets' was only released to a then shrinking Fart Club. Only with the release of Poots 5 would these goofballs reclaim some shred of their former demigod-like status. Currently on hiatus, Rectum Records will be releasing "First Four Rears,” a retrospective of the Poots from 2002-2006 in the fall of ‘07. With 28 albums remaining under contract the Poots are kinda fucked. |
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The Bills
About When the polluted oil-slicked waves crash upon the decrepit graveyard of bad b-movies under a sinister full moon, the shriek of 'the Bills' shall pervade the air. Music based not only on drive-in derelict films, but also a life of crime. It is said that every time the intro to 'Straight From the Gutter' is played, a bum is stabbed in an alleyway. Described as 'A brute gang of juvenile motor heads who tune their rods to the horror-surf of the beat from the streets', the Bills exist in a world from the past. Chains break teeth, blades break skin, and rubber hits the pavement as this sadistic gang of criminals bust out snare pops coated with a creepy echoing twang. Bear witness to a blood curdling horror that only man could create! Blood runs black on this alcoholic holocaust. |
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