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Goregasm
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Welcome to the sexually degenerate world of the Cockface Killer, an ominous being with the sole purpose of obstructing perversion. The hero of our tale, Mark (Rick Kauffman of the Poots), works by day as a lowly clerk at an adult video store, and spends his inebriated evenings with his loving girlfriend Stacy. After one such night of intimacy is prematurely disrupted by the Cockface Killer, Mark embarks on a crusade to destroy Cockface and make the city safe for his perverted social circle. With the police force in denial of the Cockface Killer's existence, Mark's mission is only complicated further by an all female gang known as the CLAM, a violent organization bent on the domination and subjugation of all men-kind. Luckily for Mark, the Homicide Squad stays drunk, the CLAM are preoccupied with ass raping men, and Cockface happens to be mentally retarded. Mark thus saves the day in the only way he knows how - by simply sitting back, smoking a bowl, and allowing the bad guys to settle their differences in blood. |
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Stabbed in the Face
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A take on the simple-minded stereotypes of the slasher genre, Stabbed in the Face glorifies the complexities of teenage logic and lust. With drugs, booze, and premarital sex on the mind, these teens brave into a haunted house – on Halloween night – and yes, there’s an escaped serial killer on the loose. Follow the demented leader of this delinquent cast, Terry, as he lapses into the murderous mentality of the haunted home’s living spook, Richard Cork. Prepare yourself for a slasher film where only a villain survives. Cheer along in murderous spectacle as the most hated cliches are hacked to pieces, and you will wonder, who does’t deserve to be Stabbed in the Face? |
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Attack of the Cockface Killer
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In the deep south of Louisiana, there exists a world of never-ending sex, drugs, and violence. Where the darkness of the swamps is only equaled by the darkness of a killer's mind. But this world of perpetual intoxication and frequent flatulence comes to a gut-knotting climax when the Cockface Killer surfaces from his slumber of mild-mannered sex-toy play. SEE... the Cockface Killer's merciless revenge FEEL... the chin-cock penetrate your mind HEAR... the Cockface Killer say "Don't be mean!" SMELL... the stench of decay that hangs in the air Can this small town in the middle of the swamp possibly combat the unrelenting rage of the Cockface Killer? Only Larry Parks, local hero, dares to face the challenge. Along with a small band of freaks, misfits, and potheads, Larry launches a vigilante manhunt to rid his town of this unspeakable evil. Witness the illogical conclusion to one of America's most highly anticipated features and decide for yourself- who can withstand the attack of the Cockface Killer? |
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